May 18th 2004
Eve's Droppings: Our Opera House
My Dear Drop - pets, I'm hearing lots of colourful descriptions for the not-so-colourful grey and patchy white-painted concrete block currently being erected at Nelly Bay Harbour. I've heard "Stalag Supermarket", "the Berlin Wallmart" and, "that ugly pile of crap" to name a few but when developer Noel Gordon told magnetictimes.com editor last week that, "People complained about the (Sydney) Opera House before it was finished", I was immediately struck at how wrongheaded we locals had been. I sat back and pondered the genius of another great supermarket I have known. Woolworths in Townsville city. How I marvel at the grand sliding-door entrance every time I wander by, the Baroque flourish that announces the Parcel Pick-up, and haunting grace which pervades the semi-trailer loading bay. Gracious me - how had I gotten it all so wrong about this architectural coupe on Magnetic? Now I can hardly wait for the happy day when the IGA Opera House opens for its first concert with a comely Island teenager, mic in hand, soaring through her vocal range with an immortal rendition of the "Price check Wayne" aria.
Parking however may be a different story. Mr Gordon has also confirmed his ownership of over 40 parking spaces within the already underspaced carpark. I hear he plans to have his spaces re-signed to indicate short stay (shopper's parking) only. That's going to be fascinating when the wet season returns and locals decide not to ride their bikes or walk to the ferry and want to actually drive and park instead. Further down the track it gets tastier. When all those units planned for the harbourside get going - as we keep being assured they will - just where will anybody visiting them park too? Not that we couldn't see it coming. But it all lands back in the lap of hapless Queensland Transport - the government department left to carry the can - but who, my spies tell me, had never enough of a say in the planning period when State Development ruled the waves.
Photo image: Digital graffiti is my new way for people to express themselves in a public space without breaking the law. The graffiti is completely applied by computer graphics. I decided to pioneer the art as I am such a sweet person and would hate to deface the Island's Opera House as it forms. It really is fun if you have a paint program with a spray tool and there are no nasty chemicals to breath either. Why not make some on your favourite digital surface and send it in. If they aren't defamatory or too rude I'll exhibit them here for you. Eve
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